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CELEBRATE ANY OCCASION WITH SIMPLY COOPER’S STUNNING LUXURY PERSONALISED CARDS. 
OUR DESIGNS ARE BRIGHT AND CHEERFUL, DESIGNED TO BRING A SMILE TO ANYONES FACE! 
OUR CARDS: 
• ARE 105MM X 148MM IN SIZE.
• ARE MADE OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY 300GSM WHITE FOLDED CARD.
• COME WITH A MATCHING ENVELOPE AND SEALED IN A BIODEGRADABLE CLEAR BAG FOR EXTRA PROTECTION.
• ARE LEFT BLANK INSIDE FOR YOU TO ADD YOUR OWN UNIQUE MESSAGE.
THANK YOU AND HAPPY SHOPPING
© SIMPLY COOPER 2026

POSTAGE
POSTAGE IS CALCULATED AT CHECKOUT.
ALL CARDS ARE POSTED 1ST CLASS POST WITH ROYAL MAIL, THIS CAN TAKE BETWEEN 2-10 DAYS AND OUR DATES ARE JUST A REFERENCE, THESE ARE NOT GUARANTEED AND WE CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYS DUE TO ROYAL MAIL OR ROYAL MAIL STRIKES.
FOR ITEMS ON A 1-2WEEK TURNAROUND, PLEASE ALLOW FOR THE FULL 2 WEEK TURN AROUND DURING BUSY PERIODS.
*PLEASE BEAR IN MIND DURING OCCASIONS SUCH AS CHRISTMAS, POSTAGE DOES TAKE LONGER TO ARRIVE.

CUSTOMISATION
FOR CUSTOMISED CARDS PLEASE VISIT OUR ETSY STORE AT

https://simplycooper.etsy.com/

TERMS & CONDITIONS
WE DO NOT OFFER REFUNDS OR RETURNS ON PERSONALISED HANDMADE PRODUCTS UNLESS A MISTAKE HAS BEEN MADE BY US.
ALL DETAILS INCLUDING SPELLING, GRAMMAR AND ADDRESSES MUST BE CHECKED BEFORE PLACING ORDERS. 
WE CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR MISTAKES MADE BY THE BUYER INCLUDING INCOMPLETE OR INCORRECT ADDRESSES. 
IF YOU ARE AWARE THAT YOU HAVE MADE A MISTAKE, PLEASE CONTACT ME ASAP BY MESSAGING ME ON ETSY OR EMAILING [email protected]